yo is ya girl and I got a STORY
so today was a good day. I was living my life, being a good citizen. I decide to take a yoga class at approximately 5:30 to better my health and shed some water weight. it be like that sometimes. so I hopped in the uber leaving 15 minutes of extra time for me to get to yoga. plenty of time . so I hop in the uber and all is well. just two strangers united in one toyota corolla . suddenly, home boy slick misses his turn. i’m flabbergasted and disappointed in his skillz as a driver but I ain’t got my license so , who am I to judge? I am now 10 mins late and getting increasingly more furious after each 3 minute red light, but reached my boiling point when we arrived at the destination 10 mins late (the yoga place is 5 minutes from my house), and his parting words were “does my car still smell like pot?”. to which I replied “yes. yes it does smell like pot”. to which he replied “oh probably because it was a backwood”. I don’t know what a backwood is but it sounds scary so I jump out of the uber, miss my class, and end up here. in starbucks. waiting for a whole hour by myself so I don’t have to pay for the class that I missed. have a blessed day.
xoxo gossip girl
ps I promise i’m educated but issa joke